Mind Control
PROS: —Can finally make up mind about God —Satisfaction with government —We’re all...
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
“There is only one thing that arouses animals more than...”
— Umberto Eco
— Umberto Eco
Dec 19th
OVER 1 MILLION HEADS EXPLODED
Dec 18th
B.Y.O.E.
When: New Year’s Eve forward. What: An inconvenient invitation. WTF: Get ready for the...
Dec 17th
Final Chapter Heading For 18th Century...
A Cold War Indeed — King Of Camelot — Is Shot — Knight Of Camelot — Is Shot — Man Has Dream — Is...
Dec 16th
Coca-Cola Recipe Unstealable!
The priceless, heavily guarded recipe for Coca-Cola classic remained safely under lock and key, top...
Dec 15th
“According to Mormon dogma, marriage extends into the...”
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Dec 12th
The Robocaust
When: 2033 What: A misleadingly named tragedy to unfold in (where else?) Africa. WTF:...
Dec 11th
THE FIRING RANGE IS DUE FOR A SHIPMENT OF REMBRANDTS ANY DAY...
Dec 10th
Whose DNA Got Accidentally Spliced In...
Jeff Goldblum + Bobcat: 1% Wooly Mammoth + Stupid Regular Elephant: 22% Identical...
Dec 9th
The Truth Will Abduct You
UFO SIGHTINGS UP 700% Meet Bob Gardner. He has been the Lead Field Investigator on 78 cases so...
Dec 8th
“I looked out the window and saw this white light. It was...”
— President Ronald Reagan,...
— President Ronald Reagan,...
Dec 8th
ZOO REFUND POLICY IF HUMANS NOT VISIBLE IN HABITAT: NO
Dec 5th
The Boys From Britain
When: 2023, the year the first clone achieves songwriting maturity. What: The ultimate rickroll. ...
Dec 4th
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JAPAN: EVEN MORE FUCKED UP THAN YOU THOUGHT
Dec 3rd
Giant Squids Attack Surface World
PROS: —No longer dependent on dreams for nightmarish visions —Health insurance covers tentacle...
Dec 2nd
“[Laser company Raydiance Inc. president Scott Davidson] said...”
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Dec 1st