The Umbilicus: FAQ
Q. Can one use it to dock space shuttles?
A. Umbilicus is Latin for “navel.”
Q. I mean, can it be pressurized and form airtight seals?
A. The Umbilicus urbis Romae was the designated center of Rome.
Q. And who was the seventh emperor of Rome?
A. Searching … searching …
Q. I was messing around, forget it.
A. Searching … searching …
Q. Stop. Force Quit. Force Quit.
A. Entry for Emperor Umbilicus not found.
