What Shall Your Spam Filter Automatically Delete Tomorrow?

Newsletter from exclamation point and free money fan club — 3%

Every fourth message received — 48%

Desperate question regarding stuck caps lock button — 11%

Grandpa’s one good email forward of the year — 8%

Final warning/threat from bank — 4%

Urgent request from best friend on vacation in Nigeria — 9%

Ad for penis enhancement product you really could’ve used — 2%

Virus activated by spam filter’s attempt to delete it — 15%