why must he steal my thunder
Good to know, I guess!
Aw poop, I think I’m gonna be busy that day. Can we get him
I’ll try to pencil it in
oh man, what am i going to wear?
I’ve been seeing billboards like this. They’re a little unsettling. Those “the end is nigh!” nutjobs are finally getting...
I recently noticed that a while ago I added “The Apocalypse” to my iCal on December 21, 2012. I think it was because I...
hmmm… all right, Mister Saviour, let me see if i can pencil you in… i might be able to squeeze you in between clients.
someone wrote “christ is coming” on our 3D glasses return bin thingy yesterday. i guess it was the best place to put it...
What does Jesus have against me? Does he really need to return four days before my birthday? I know how that shit is...
except we cant. because the Bible says no one knows… frigging morons.
hey its my 21st birthday also save the fucking date